Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Sardars

Tippu Sultan’s Throne

Santa went to Mysore palace.

Tourist guide : Santaji please don’t sit there, its Tippu Sultan’s throne.
Santa : Oye! don’t worry yaar I’ll get up when he comes !!



Direct To The Sun

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T Kanpur were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are Sardars we will go direct to the sun.”

“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”

And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”

Sardar and Hidden Camera

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for ?”

Santa : “Hidden camera !”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here ?”

Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching Star World Channel. How does he know that ?”

Sardarji in Delhi

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Sardarji says "Yes".

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder ."

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

Sardarji gives him thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder ".

Sardar in Library

Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, sir?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

What is the full form of singh
Ans: sardar insaan nnahi gadha hai.

Sardar's son: mom kal raat ko vapas vaisa hi hua bathroom jane ke liye darwaza khola aur apne aap light on ho gayi. Mom: tenu kitni baar bola ki fridge ganda mat kiya kar.

What is the chemical formula 4 water? S

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