Wednesday, June 25, 2008

7 Hathodass!!

a man goes to the town from his village to buy `anaj'.he has
to cross river while on the way. While coming back the river gets
flooded and is very wild how does he cross it?











He takes the wheat that he bought from that anaj and stones from the surrounding and makes a `Wheat
stone's bridge'(Again Physics)

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Aisa kaunsa cheez hai jisey kahtey hi insaan sadaa jawaan ho jata hai......












Ans : Mortein (More-Teen)
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lady drinking coke.usme macchar gir jata hai.lady takes it out
machar says"maa"
lady"y do u call me maa"



think,think










think, think







think,think







ans-machar says"main teri coke se nikala hu"
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wat do you give a man if he is dying????
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birla cement...kyunki is cement mein jaan hai...!!!
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kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai
vimal
chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???









Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

AGAIN..... once arshad warsi n mayuri kango went to the bus stop... mayuri went in the bus but arshad did not... kyun????
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bcoz mayuri CAN-GO

N then shahrukh n rani go to the bus stop.. rani goes in the bus but shahrukh does not...kyun?????

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bcoz shahrukh rani to bus stop pe chodne gaya tha yaar...

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how wil u make the road broad?????











ans....add a 'b' to it
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Sorry Girls...but this is jst a PJ.

Q. Prove that GIRL IS EVIL...

Proof.

Boys spend Time AND Money on Girls

Thrfore Girl = Time*Money......

But Time is Money....

Thrfore Time = Money

Thrfore Girl = Money*Money

But Money is the root of all Evil...

Thrfore Money*Money = Evil

Thrfore Girl = Evil

Q.E.D.
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