Wednesday, June 25, 2008

tamara ahi aaj pagala thavana

tamara ahi aaj pagala thavana
tamara ahi aaj pagala thavana
chaman ma badhane khabar thai gai che
zukavi che gardan badhi dalio a
fuloniy nichi nazar thai gai che.

sharam no kari dol saghalu jua che
kali pandioo na padade rahi ne
kharu jo kahi dauto vatavarn par
tamara nayan ni aasar thai gai che

tamara ahi aaj pagala thavana

badhi rat lohi nu pani karine
bichavi che moti ni sejo usha a
padharo ke aaje chaman ni yuvani
badha sadhano thi sabhar thai gai che

tamara ahi aaj pagala thavana

upasthit tame cho to lage che upvan
kalakar nu chitra sampurn jane
tame jo na ho to badha kahi uthe ke
vidhata thi koi kasar thai gai che

tamara ahi aaj pagala thavana
tamara ahi aaj pagala thavana
chaman ma badhane khabar thai gai che
zukavi che gardan badhi dalio a
fuloniy nichi nazar thai gai che.

Thay Sarkhamni To Utrata Chia....

Thay sarkhamani to utarta chia, ---- (2)
te chatta abroo ne dipavi didhi,
Amna mahel ne roshni apva, ---- (2)
zupadi pan amari Jalavi didhi.


Thay sarkhamani to utarta chia


Ghor andhar che akhi avani upar
to jara dosh ama amaroy che,


Ghor andhar che akhi avani upar
to jara dosh ama amaroy che,

akto kai sitara j nahota ugya ---- (2)
Ne ame pan shamao bhujavi (buzavi) didhi.


Thay sarkhamani to utarta chia


Koi amne nadya to ubha rahi gaya ---- (2)
pan ubha rahi ame koine na nadya,
khud ameto na pahochi sakya manzile ---- (2)
Vat kintu bajane batavi didhi.


Thay sarkhamani to utarta chia


kon jane hati kevi varsho juni ---- (2)
jindagi ma asar ak tanahai ni,
tanhai ni, tanhai ni, tanhai ni, tanhai ni....


kon jane hati kevi varsho juni
jindagi ma asar ak tanahai ni,
koi a aj amastu pucchyu kem cho,
ane akhi kahani sunavi didhi.


Thay sarkhamani to utarta chia


Jivata j bharoso hato isqe par, ---- (2)
A marya bad "Befam" sacho padyo.
Jat mari bhale me taravi nahi ---- (2)
lash mari parantu taravi didhi.

Thay sarkhamani to utarta chia,
te chatta abroo ne dipavi didhi,
Amna mahel ne roshni apva, ---- (3)
zupadi pan amari Jalavi didhi.

Thay sarkhamani to utarta chia ---- (3)

Nayan ne bandh rakhine...

By Manahar Udhas

ashru virah ni rat na khali shakyo nahi
pacha nayan na noor ne vali shakyo nahi
hu jene kaj andh thayou royi royi ne
a avya tyare temne nihali shakyo nahi..


nayan ne bandh rakhine me jyare tamne joya che
tame cho tena karta pan vadhare me tamne joya che

nayan ne bandh rakhine.....


rutu ek j hati pan rang nahoto apno ek j
mane sahera a joyo che bahare tamne joya che
tame cho tena karta pan vadhare tamne joya che
nayan ne bandh rakhine.....


parantu earth ano a nathi ke rat viti gai
rat viti gai... rat viti gai...
parantu earth ano a nathi ke rat viti gai
nahi to me ghani vela saware tamne joya che
tame cho tena karta pan vadhare tamne joya che
nayan ne bandh rakhine.....

hakikat ma juo to aey ek sapanu hatu maru
sapanu hatu maru.... sapanu hatu maru.... sapanu hatu maru....

hakikat ma juo to aey ek sapanu hatu maru
khuli ankhe me mara gharna dware tamne joya che
tame cho tena karta pan vadhare tamne joya che
nayan ne bandh rakhine.....

nahitar avi riteto tare nahi lash dariya ma
nahitar avi riteto tare nahi lash dariya ma

mane lage che ke ane kinare tamne joya che

tame cho tena karta pan vadhare tamne joya che

nayan ne bandh rakhine me jyare tamne joya che
tame cho tena karta pan vadhare me tamne joya che

nayan ne bandh rakhine.....

Sardars

Tippu Sultan’s Throne

Santa went to Mysore palace.

Tourist guide : Santaji please don’t sit there, its Tippu Sultan’s throne.
Santa : Oye! don’t worry yaar I’ll get up when he comes !!



Direct To The Sun

Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T Kanpur were talking about the American Astronauts.

One said to the other, “What’s the big deal about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon. We are Sardars we will go direct to the sun.”

“But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we’ll melt.”

And the first answered, “So what, we’ll go at night.”

Sardar and Hidden Camera

Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for ?”

Santa : “Hidden camera !”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here ?”

Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching Star World Channel. How does he know that ?”

Sardarji in Delhi

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower.

Sardarji says "Yes".

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder ."

The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a ride.

On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock.

"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder."

Sardarji gives him thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder ".

Sardar in Library

Santa Singh stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!"

"Yes, sir?"

"I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"

"What was wrong with it?"

"It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever!"

The librarian nodded and said, "Ahh. So you must be the person who took our phone book."

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Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

What is the full form of singh
Ans: sardar insaan nnahi gadha hai.

Sardar's son: mom kal raat ko vapas vaisa hi hua bathroom jane ke liye darwaza khola aur apne aap light on ho gayi. Mom: tenu kitni baar bola ki fridge ganda mat kiya kar.

What is the chemical formula 4 water? S

shayari

Door sahi majboor sahi,par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par leti ho, to badboo yahaan par aati hai.....

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Gunghat Mein Jo Dekha To Deewanna Hua mastaana Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua.......

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Dard-e-Dil ko zuba par laate nahi,hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,hum Dettol ke siva kuch laagate nahi................................

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Yaddein wo nahi jo tanhi mein aati hai,
Yaddein wo nahi jo judai mein aati hai !!
Yaddein to wo hoti hai,
Jo yaad aane aane par bhi Tanha kar jati hai !!!!!!!!!
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Muddat se dur the aap aur hum,kismat ne milaya toh achha laga...
Sagar se gehri laga dosti apka, tairna to ata tha par doobna achha laga..


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Who says nothing is Impossibe




I have doing nothing for the past 22 Years...........................




Believe me its possible

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Gujju

Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)
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Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
..Mari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!
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Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi..

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G - gentle
U - understanding
J - jolly
A - adorable
R - royal
A - aggresive
T - tough
I - intelligent
This much quality only 1 cast have,
Yes, its GUJARATI..

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Bolya kare a maitri,
chup rahe a prem
milan karave a maitri,
judai satave a prem
hasave a maitri,
radave a prem,
to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem??!!

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Gujju Premi: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!

Premika: DHOKLA
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Shayari:
Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe!

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7 Hathodass!!

a man goes to the town from his village to buy `anaj'.he has
to cross river while on the way. While coming back the river gets
flooded and is very wild how does he cross it?











He takes the wheat that he bought from that anaj and stones from the surrounding and makes a `Wheat
stone's bridge'(Again Physics)

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Aisa kaunsa cheez hai jisey kahtey hi insaan sadaa jawaan ho jata hai......












Ans : Mortein (More-Teen)
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lady drinking coke.usme macchar gir jata hai.lady takes it out
machar says"maa"
lady"y do u call me maa"



think,think










think, think







think,think







ans-machar says"main teri coke se nikala hu"
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wat do you give a man if he is dying????
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kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai
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chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???









Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

AGAIN..... once arshad warsi n mayuri kango went to the bus stop... mayuri went in the bus but arshad did not... kyun????
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N then shahrukh n rani go to the bus stop.. rani goes in the bus but shahrukh does not...kyun?????

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how wil u make the road broad?????











ans....add a 'b' to it
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Sorry Girls...but this is jst a PJ.

Q. Prove that GIRL IS EVIL...

Proof.

Boys spend Time AND Money on Girls

Thrfore Girl = Time*Money......

But Time is Money....

Thrfore Time = Money

Thrfore Girl = Money*Money

But Money is the root of all Evil...

Thrfore Money*Money = Evil

Thrfore Girl = Evil

Q.E.D.
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Thanks for Reading

shayari

Girl: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Boy: Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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arz kiya hai


tera saath nibhayenge saatho janam................................... ...









gour farmaiye...janab..........................




tera saath nibhayenge saatho janam......................................







maa kasam shayari khatam.................

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dile gastoor ...na gujar sake ......kyunki hum the majboor..



dile gastoor ...na gujar sake ......kyunki hum the majboor..






isse zyada urdu nahin aati aage kya kahein ....huzoor

7 Hathodass!!

What would u call the head of the Zilla Parishad..?













Zil-e-Elahi... hehee... CHOW

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A BOY THROWS A BOTTLE OF BOURNVITA OUTSIDE HIS WINDOW,,,

A CAT SEES THE BOTTLE AND BURRIES IT..


WHY?













BECOZ.,.













CAT-BURY BOURNVITA
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whch is d room havin no window or a door????





socho............







MUSHROOM
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how was mister nisaar born......?????????






socho...





well...
jawaan janeman
haseen dilruba...
mile jo dil jawaan..

NISAAR ho gaya...!!!
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A man goes to work in Finland and stays there. He gets a green card (or what ever u get wen u become a citizen) and he dies?
WHY???????

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Because after getting the Citizenship of Finland he becomes Finnish
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Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha: Sardar Do,
Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabber: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber: To beech mein kaun aata hai? Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabber: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do.

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Once ganguly is batting .. .n shoaib takes his run up to bowl upto him... as soon as he reaches the bowling crease.. .ganguly stops him frm bowling... n starts shoutin HUMARI MAANGE POORI KARO...... WHY??????????












Cuz.. HE IS ON STRIKE....

kill hathi

How wud u kill a blue hathi....?
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with a blue bandook.......

now, how wud u kill a lal hathi??..


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First u will give him poison....n then he will become blue.....then u
will kill him with the blue bandook.....

Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi?
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First u will make him angry so that he becomes red...then u will give
him posion ....so that he'll now be blue....n now u will killl him with
the blue bandook....

Now, how wud kill a green hathi???(worst one)....

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u will make him sick so that he catches jaundice n turns yellow....n
then make him angry so that he turns red....n again yes u guessed it
right....poison him....he turns blue...n then shoot him with the blue
bandook.......

Now.....How wud u kill a purple hathi????
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are pagal ho kya? purple hathi kabhi dekha hai ?

Catch Lion

"5 Scientific Methods to catch a lion"

1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired
soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method>At any given moment, there is a positive
probability
that lion to be in
the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an
inverse
transformation with
respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass
it except lions. Then
sweep the entire forest with it.

5 hathodass!!

an interviewer-where u were bron ?
sardar says- thiruchirapalli
interviewer - can uspell it out?
sardar(after thinking for a while)- i thinki was bornin goa.

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because he remembered what guruji told him.....

"Musibat jitni choti ho utni achchi"....

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Napolean : There is no word "IMPOSSIBLE" in my dictionary.
Santa : You should have checked it while purchasing.Now it cant be returned,
so no point cribbing now.

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What is the height of PJ???
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maths
3+3=8





kaise????????????





thoda dimag lagao?????????








nahi pata















"GALTI SE"

Another one...
again maths
wats 1+1=?












saharam karo iska answer bhi msg mein dhoondh rahe ho..........
nam dooba diya school ka........

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7 Hathodass!! (Only Sardar)

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petrol

ek sardar ne TV pe dekha k petrol k daam badh chuke hai
ye dekh ke sardar tension me aa gaya,

utneme waha dusra sardar aaya and pehle wale sardar ko tension me dekhke bola:

"oye tu itna tension me kyu hai?"

1st: "arey yaar, tune suna nahi petrol k daam badh chuke hai, Rs. 52/ltr "

2nd: "o yaar! kya farak padta hai, hame to 50 ka hi dalavana hai na!!!..."

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sardar and bill clinton

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.

He takes him to a forest.

Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill: more...more. ..more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.

Bill: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India . Next year Bill was in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill to a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.

Sardarji : more...more. ..m.?l. Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..

Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.

Sardarji : Did you get anything?

Bill : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

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Sardar ' s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

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Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl ,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

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A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein

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Keep Smiling

Read this.. & keep smiling… J




Duniya Gol Hai:-----
Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,
Billi Kutte se Darti Hai,
Kutta Aadmi se Darta Hai,
Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta Hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.!!!
Duniya Gol Hai...

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Ek Sharabi marne laga, tab Bhagwan Prakat hoke bole,
'KOI ANTIM ICCHA???'

Sharabi-
Agle Janam Me Ek LIVER Extra Laga Dena....!

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Ek Macchar, Ek Takle (Ganje) Ke Sar Par Ja Baitha...
Dusra Macchar Bola:- Waha Kya Ghar Dhundh Raha Hai???
Pehla Macchar Bola:- Ghar Kaha Re, Abhi To Sirf PLOT Kharida Hai...

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Boy to Girl:
Hey If I Climb This Coconut Tree, I can See Engg College Girls.

Girl:
Leave Both The Hands from there, U Will See Medical College Girls.. .

Let's play with Science

Whats the opposite of pilet ???
yea eya... the one whu flies the aeroplanes// ???


















ans : sigma let !!!!
ha ha hahahahahahaha


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I am sure samaj me nahi aaya ...
arre !!!
pi bond,,,,, sigma bond....

got it ??

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ONE MORE !!!!!

10 people climbed on 10 mango trees...
then tell me how many mangoes they have...
value???


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ans " 1...... because... 10 mango tree means 10 base(root) and 10 log (people)
So, 10 log with base 10 = 1...

ha hahahhahahahahaahhaahhaha ha
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ok now...
why dont mathematics students have problem of water...
ie the water which is used for bathing , washing etc...
the mathematics students have plenty of it..
why ?


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ans : becoz they study NULL matrix
ha ha ha
in hindi... null means tap !!!!

Shant Zarookha... (full song in text)

શાંત ઝરુખે વાટ નીરખતી
રુપની રાણી જોઈ હતી,
મે એક સેહજાદી જોઈ હતી.

એના હાથ ની મેંહ્દી હસતી તી,
એના આંખ નુ કાજળ હસતુ તુ,
એક નાનુ સરખુ ઉપવન જાણે,
મોસમ જોઈ નીખરતુ તુ.

એના સ્મીત મા સો સો ગીત હતા,
એની ચૂપ્કી થી સંગીત હતુ,
એને પડછાયા ની લગન હતી,
એને પગરવ સાથે પ્રીત હતી.

એ મોજા જેવુ ઉછડતી તી,
ને પવન ની જેમ લેહરાતી'તી,
કોઈ હસી ને સામે આવે તો,
બહુ પ્યાર ભર્યુ શરમાતી'તી.

એને યૌવનની આશી'સ હતી,
એની સ્ર્વ બલાઓ દુર હતી,
એના પ્રેમ મા ભાગીદાર થવા,
ખુદ કુદરત પણ આતૂર હતી.

વર્સો બાદ ફરી થી આજે એજ ઝ્રુખો જોયો છે,
જ્યાં ગીત નથી,સંગીત નથી,
જ્યાં પગર્વ સાથે પરીત નથી,
જ્યાં સપનાઓ ના મહેલ નથી ને,
ઉર્મીઓ ના ખેલ નથી.

બહુ સૂનુ સૂનુ લાગે છે,
બહુ વસમુ વસમુ લાગે છે.

એ ન્હોતી મારી પ્રેમીકા,
એ ન્હોતી મારી દુલ્હન,
મે'તો એને માત્ર ઝરુખે
વાટ નીરખતી જોઇ હતી,
કોણ હતી એ નામ હતું શું,
એ પણ હુ ક્યાં જાણું છુ..............

તેમ છતાંયે દીલ ને આજે,
વસમુ વસમુ લાગે છે,
બહુ સુનૂ સુનૂ લાગે છે.....................

5 Hathodass!!

Q.) Why don't most people wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright..??

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Ans.) Because they have realised.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. naa mumkin hain.." http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_cool.gif


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Q) What do the white spaces in the above image signify?

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Square Roots !!!

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Q: How many kids shall vikram_k51@infosys.com have?
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Why? http://www.pagalguy.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif
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Vikram ke 51

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Q) What did the Kangaroo say when her baby went missing from her pouch?
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A) Aiyla!!! Kisi ne mera pocket maar liya!!!!
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Q) Teacher: Name 5 ferocious animals.

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A) Student: 2 lions and 3 tigers



hathodass!!

Iron man is male/female

Once all chemistry professors went to see the movie "Iron Man" expecting the iron man to be a lady. Why?
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Iron = Fe
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what is pizza???

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It is a volume of cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units
How???

Coz volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
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=Pizza
Innocent
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Pressure & Drink

Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?
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Money mouth


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Kodak Camera

Q: What happens when your female sibling swallows a roll of Kodak?
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PHOTOSYNTHESIS

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mp3 player ...

Q. What do you call a Member of Parliament who is an ex-cricketer and used to bat third down for India ??
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Q. What is the Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?



A. Chini Kam

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Q. wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh hindu naukar if he wants him to open the door!!!





A."There Was A Cold Day " (say it fast)

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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

*Dad:* People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.


*Mom*: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

*Son*: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

*Maid*: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephone