Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Q. What is the Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?

A. Chini Kam


Q. wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh hindu naukar if he wants him to open the door!!!

A."There Was A Cold Day " (say it fast)


The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

*Dad:* People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

*Mom*: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

*Son*: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

*Maid*: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephone

1 comment:

Jaydip Mehta (JD) said...

LOL !!!

There was a cold day one is very very good .. Had to post it ...

Keep this up ..