Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Catch Lion

"5 Scientific Methods to catch a lion"

1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired
soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method>At any given moment, there is a positive
probability
that lion to be in
the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an
inverse
transformation with
respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass
it except lions. Then
sweep the entire forest with it.

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