petrolek sardar ne TV pe dekha k petrol k daam badh chuke hai
ye dekh ke sardar tension me aa gaya,
utneme waha dusra sardar aaya and pehle wale sardar ko tension me dekhke bola:
"oye tu itna tension me kyu hai?"
1st: "arey yaar, tune suna nahi petrol k daam badh chuke hai, Rs. 52/ltr "
2nd: "o yaar! kya farak padta hai, hame to 50 ka hi dalavana hai na!!!..."
sardar and bill clintonA Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.
Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.
He takes him to a forest.
Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.
Bill: more...more. ..more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.
Bill: So now, try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.
Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India . Next year Bill was in India
Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill to a forest.
Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.
Sardarji : more...more. ..m.?l. Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.
Sardarji : Did you get anything?
Bill : No, there is nothing here.
Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!
Sardar ' s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl ,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"
A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.
The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein