sing is king

started with comedy scenes and songs, akshay kumar is at its best.

Katrina looks glorious in the movie and especially in the songs. Story is very smooth (as a matter of fact, you will not consider it as a story). Everything happens at the first shot in the Akkie's life and that makes more rumors. End is also ok, it would have been better.

Movie lasts for ~2 hr. Overall, its fine movie, comedy is spread all over the time and I would rate 3.5/5

gvim : replace options

:%s/old/new/g	Replace all occurences of “old” by “new” in file
:%s/old/new/gw	Replace all occurences with confirmation
:2,35s/old/new/g	Replace all occurences between lines 2 and 35
:5,$s/old/new/g	Replace all occurences from line 5 to EOF
:%s/^/hello/g	Replace the begining of each line by “hello”
:%s/$/Harry/g	Replace the end of each line by “Harry”
:%s/onward/forward/gi	Replace “onward” by “forward” , case unsensitive
:%s/ *$//g	Delete all white spaces
:g/string/d	Delete all lines containing “string”
:v/string/d	Delete all lines containing which didn’t contain “string”
:s/Bill/Steve/	Replace the first occurence of “Bill” by “Steve” in current line
:s/Bill/Steve/g	Replace “Bill” by “Steve” in current line
:%s/Bill/Steve/g	Replace “Bill” by “Steve” in all the file
:%s/\r//g	Delete DOS carriage returns (^M)
:%s/\r/\r/g	Transform DOS carriage returns in returns
:%s#<[^>]\+>##g	Delete HTML tags but keeps text
:%s/^\(.*\)\n\1$/\1/	Delete lines which appears twice
Ctrl+a	Increment number under the cursor
Ctrl+x	Decrement number under cursor
ggVGg?	Change text to Rot13

gvim : search options

/word	Search “word” from top to bottom
?word	Search “word” from bottom to top
/jo[ha]n	Search “john” or “joan”
/\<>	Search “the”, “theatre” or “then”
/the\>	Search “the” or “breathe”
/\<>	Search “the”
/\< ….\>	Search all words of 4 letters
/\/	Search “fred” but not “alfred” or “frederick”
/fred\|joe	Search “fred” or “joe”
/\<\d\d\d\d\>	Search exactly 4 digits
/^\n\{3}	Find 3 empty lines
:bufdo /searchstr/	Search in all open files

gvim : split commands

:e filename	Edit filename in current window
:split filename	Split the window and open filename
ctrl-w up arrow	Puts cursor in top window
ctrl-w ctrl-w	Puts cursor in next window
ctrl-w_	Maximise current window
ctrl-w=	Gives the same size to all windows
10 ctrl-w+	Add 10 lines to current window
:vsplit file	Split window vertically
:sview file	Same as :split in readonly mode
:hide	Close current window
:only	Close all windows, excepted current
:b 2	Open #2 in this window

gvim : tabs

:tabnew	Creates a new tab
gt	Show next tab
:tabfirst	Show first tab
:tablast	Show last tab
:tabm n(position)	Rearrange tabs
:tabdo %s/foo/bar/g	Execute a command in all tabs
:tab ball	Puts all open files in tabs

gvim : exploring commands

:e .	Open integrated file explorer
:Sex	Split window and open integrated file explorer
:browse e	Graphical file explorer
:ls	List buffers
:cd ..	Move to parent directory
:args	List files
:args *.php	Open file list
:grep expression *.sv	Returns a list of .sv files contening expression
gf	Open file name under cursor

gvim : record

I like some of the extra-ordinary features of the gvim.

Starting with the exciting feature : record

To record, at command type 'q' and 'a' ('a' is a record variable)
Then do all the actions and to end the recording press 'q' again.

Now, to recall the recording type @a ('a' is record variable)

This is one of the fantastic feature, used to add semicolon at the end, grep and adding particular word etc....

color of frequecy...

wht is d color of frequency....????????????








a-purple...........
coz....
frequency=1/time
=1/second
=per second
=per pal.........{coz hindi mein pal=second}
=purple...........

cheel ki kahani ...

CheeL ko EngLish mEin kya kEhte hAin????








>>>>>>>>>EaGLe<<<<<<<<<<<<



Aur aGaR CheeL bImaR hO jaye to?????????????






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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ILLEGAL

Sardar at the best... again

Sardar Again....

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket
and said April fool. I have pass.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale
master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai .

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.


Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi
To tumhare liye.

King and Princess

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess!

But there was a problem
Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal,
wood, plastic- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men
were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired.
What could he do to help his daughter. He consulted his wizards and
magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one
thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
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The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a
competition. Any man that could bring his daughter
an object that would not melt would marry her and
inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took
up the challenge. The first prince brought a very
hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess
touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
















The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that
diamond is the hardest substance in the world and surely,
it would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it,
it melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
















The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in the bag and feel what is in
there." The princess did as she was told, though she
turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in
her hand. And it did not melt!!!
















The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived

happily ever after.


But The Question Is :
What was the object the prince had in the bag?


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They were Britannia Little Hearts of course!
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.