Wednesday, June 25, 2008

hathodass!!

Iron man is male/female

Once all chemistry professors went to see the movie "Iron Man" expecting the iron man to be a lady. Why?
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In chemical terms
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Iron = Fe
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Man = Male

So Iron Man becomes Fe-Male or female

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what is pizza???

this is very tough question..


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Is it a tough one,.... not really

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Ans :
It is a volume of cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units
How???

Coz volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
Innocent
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Pressure & Drink

Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?
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A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure
Money mouth


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Kodak Camera

Q: What happens when your female sibling swallows a roll of Kodak?
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A: Photos-in-the-sis :
PHOTOSYNTHESIS

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mp3 player ...

Q. What do you call a Member of Parliament who is an ex-cricketer and used to bat third down for India ??
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A. An MP 3 Player cid:image009.gif@01C8C6FE.E9963FB0

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