5 hathodass!!

an interviewer-where u were bron ?
sardar says- thiruchirapalli
interviewer - can uspell it out?
sardar(after thinking for a while)- i thinki was bornin goa.

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because he remembered what guruji told him.....

"Musibat jitni choti ho utni achchi"....

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Napolean : There is no word "IMPOSSIBLE" in my dictionary.
Santa : You should have checked it while purchasing.Now it cant be returned,
so no point cribbing now.

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What is the height of PJ???
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-its... 5feet 8 inches (PJ= ParamJeet)

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maths
3+3=8





kaise????????????





thoda dimag lagao?????????








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"GALTI SE"

Another one...
again maths
wats 1+1=?












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