5 Hathodass!!

Q.) Why don't most people wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright..??

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Ans.) Because they have realised.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. naa mumkin hain.."

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Q) What do the white spaces in the above image signify?

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Square Roots !!!

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Q: How many kids shall vikram_k51@infosys.com have?
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A: 51

Why?
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Vikram ke 51

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Q) What did the Kangaroo say when her baby went missing from her pouch?
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A) Aiyla!!! Kisi ne mera pocket maar liya!!!!
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Q) Teacher: Name 5 ferocious animals.

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A) Student: 2 lions and 3 tigers