7 Hathodass!!

What would u call the head of the Zilla Parishad..?













Zil-e-Elahi... hehee... CHOW

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A BOY THROWS A BOTTLE OF BOURNVITA OUTSIDE HIS WINDOW,,,

A CAT SEES THE BOTTLE AND BURRIES IT..


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CAT-BURY BOURNVITA
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whch is d room havin no window or a door????





socho............







MUSHROOM
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how was mister nisaar born......?????????






socho...





well...
jawaan janeman
haseen dilruba...
mile jo dil jawaan..

NISAAR ho gaya...!!!
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A man goes to work in Finland and stays there. He gets a green card (or what ever u get wen u become a citizen) and he dies?
WHY???????

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Because after getting the Citizenship of Finland he becomes Finnish
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Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha: Sardar Do,
Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabber: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber: To beech mein kaun aata hai? Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabber: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do.

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Once ganguly is batting .. .n shoaib takes his run up to bowl upto him... as soon as he reaches the bowling crease.. .ganguly stops him frm bowling... n starts shoutin HUMARI MAANGE POORI KARO...... WHY??????????












Cuz.. HE IS ON STRIKE....