Keep Smiling

Read this.. & keep smiling… J




Duniya Gol Hai:-----
Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,
Billi Kutte se Darti Hai,
Kutta Aadmi se Darta Hai,
Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta Hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.!!!
Duniya Gol Hai...

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Ek Sharabi marne laga, tab Bhagwan Prakat hoke bole,
'KOI ANTIM ICCHA???'

Sharabi-
Agle Janam Me Ek LIVER Extra Laga Dena....!

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Ek Macchar, Ek Takle (Ganje) Ke Sar Par Ja Baitha...
Dusra Macchar Bola:- Waha Kya Ghar Dhundh Raha Hai???
Pehla Macchar Bola:- Ghar Kaha Re, Abhi To Sirf PLOT Kharida Hai...

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Boy to Girl:
Hey If I Climb This Coconut Tree, I can See Engg College Girls.

Girl:
Leave Both The Hands from there, U Will See Medical College Girls.. .