7 Hathodass!!

a man goes to the town from his village to buy `anaj'.he has
to cross river while on the way. While coming back the river gets
flooded and is very wild how does he cross it?











He takes the wheat that he bought from that anaj and stones from the surrounding and makes a `Wheat
stone's bridge'(Again Physics)

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Aisa kaunsa cheez hai jisey kahtey hi insaan sadaa jawaan ho jata hai......












Ans : Mortein (More-Teen)
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lady drinking coke.usme macchar gir jata hai.lady takes it out
machar says"maa"
lady"y do u call me maa"



think,think










think, think







think,think







ans-machar says"main teri coke se nikala hu"
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wat do you give a man if he is dying????
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kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. bus aai
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chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata hai why???









Ans :- Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

AGAIN..... once arshad warsi n mayuri kango went to the bus stop... mayuri went in the bus but arshad did not... kyun????
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how wil u make the road broad?????











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Sorry Girls...but this is jst a PJ.

Q. Prove that GIRL IS EVIL...

Proof.

Boys spend Time AND Money on Girls

Thrfore Girl = Time*Money......

But Time is Money....

Thrfore Time = Money

Thrfore Girl = Money*Money

But Money is the root of all Evil...

Thrfore Money*Money = Evil

Thrfore Girl = Evil

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Thanks for Reading

shayari

Girl: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Boy: Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.

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arz kiya hai


tera saath nibhayenge saatho janam................................... ...

gour farmaiye...janab..........................




tera saath nibhayenge saatho janam......................................







maa kasam shayari khatam.................

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dile gastoor ...na gujar sake ......kyunki hum the majboor..



dile gastoor ...na gujar sake ......kyunki hum the majboor..






isse zyada urdu nahin aati aage kya kahein ....huzoor

7 Hathodass!!

What would u call the head of the Zilla Parishad..?













Zil-e-Elahi... hehee... CHOW

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A BOY THROWS A BOTTLE OF BOURNVITA OUTSIDE HIS WINDOW,,,

A CAT SEES THE BOTTLE AND BURRIES IT..


WHY?













BECOZ.,.













CAT-BURY BOURNVITA
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whch is d room havin no window or a door????





socho............







MUSHROOM
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how was mister nisaar born......?????????






socho...





well...
jawaan janeman
haseen dilruba...
mile jo dil jawaan..

NISAAR ho gaya...!!!
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A man goes to work in Finland and stays there. He gets a green card (or what ever u get wen u become a citizen) and he dies?
WHY???????

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Because after getting the Citizenship of Finland he becomes Finnish
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Gabber: Kitne Aadmi they.
Sambha: Sardar Do,
Gabber: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabber: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai.
Gabber: To beech mein kaun aata hai? Sambha: Beech mein koi nahi aata.
Gabber: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabber: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabber: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mar do.

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Once ganguly is batting .. .n shoaib takes his run up to bowl upto him... as soon as he reaches the bowling crease.. .ganguly stops him frm bowling... n starts shoutin HUMARI MAANGE POORI KARO...... WHY??????????












Cuz.. HE IS ON STRIKE....

kill hathi

How wud u kill a blue hathi....?
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now, how wud u kill a lal hathi??..


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First u will give him poison....n then he will become blue.....then u
will kill him with the blue bandook.....

Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi?
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him posion ....so that he'll now be blue....n now u will killl him with
the blue bandook....

Now, how wud kill a green hathi???(worst one)....

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then make him angry so that he turns red....n again yes u guessed it
right....poison him....he turns blue...n then shoot him with the blue
bandook.......

Now.....How wud u kill a purple hathi????
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are pagal ho kya? purple hathi kabhi dekha hai ?

Catch Lion

"5 Scientific Methods to catch a lion"

1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is equal and opposite
reaction. Implies you caught lion.
2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher
relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired
soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3. Schrodinger Method>At any given moment, there is a positive
probability
that lion to be in
the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait.

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an
inverse
transformation with
respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.
5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass
it except lions. Then
sweep the entire forest with it.

5 hathodass!!

an interviewer-where u were bron ?
sardar says- thiruchirapalli
interviewer - can uspell it out?
sardar(after thinking for a while)- i thinki was bornin goa.

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Sardar selected a short girl to marry.
Why?
Because he remembered what guruji told him.....

"Musibat jitni choti ho utni achchi"....

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Napolean : There is no word "IMPOSSIBLE" in my dictionary.
Santa : You should have checked it while purchasing.Now it cant be returned,
so no point cribbing now.

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What is the height of PJ???
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maths
3+3=8





kaise????????????





thoda dimag lagao?????????








nahi pata















"GALTI SE"

Another one...
again maths
wats 1+1=?












saharam karo iska answer bhi msg mein dhoondh rahe ho..........
nam dooba diya school ka........

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7 Hathodass!! (Only Sardar)

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petrol

ek sardar ne TV pe dekha k petrol k daam badh chuke hai
ye dekh ke sardar tension me aa gaya,

utneme waha dusra sardar aaya and pehle wale sardar ko tension me dekhke bola:

"oye tu itna tension me kyu hai?"

1st: "arey yaar, tune suna nahi petrol k daam badh chuke hai, Rs. 52/ltr "

2nd: "o yaar! kya farak padta hai, hame to 50 ka hi dalavana hai na!!!..."

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sardar and bill clinton

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.

He takes him to a forest.

Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill: more...more. ..more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.

Bill: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India . Next year Bill was in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill to a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.

Sardarji : more...more. ..m.?l. Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..

Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.

Sardarji : Did you get anything?

Bill : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

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Sardar ' s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

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Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl ,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

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A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein

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