7 Hathodass!! (Only Sardar)

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petrol

ek sardar ne TV pe dekha k petrol k daam badh chuke hai
ye dekh ke sardar tension me aa gaya,

utneme waha dusra sardar aaya and pehle wale sardar ko tension me dekhke bola:

"oye tu itna tension me kyu hai?"

1st: "arey yaar, tune suna nahi petrol k daam badh chuke hai, Rs. 52/ltr "

2nd: "o yaar! kya farak padta hai, hame to 50 ka hi dalavana hai na!!!..."

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sardar and bill clinton

A Sardarji went to US and had a meeting with Bill Clinton.

Bill: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with me.

He takes him to a forest.

Bill: Dig the ground. Sardarji did it.

Bill: more...more. ..more... Sardarji went up to 100 feet.

Bill: So now, try to search something.

Sardarji: I got a wire.

Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago we used to have telephones.

Sardarji became frustrated. He invited Bill to India . Next year Bill was in India

Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement. The same...he takes Bill to a forest.

Sardarji : Dig it. Bill does.

Sardarji : more...more. ..m.?l. Bill goes up to almost 400 feet..

Sardarji : try to find something. Bill tries.

Sardarji : Did you get anything?

Bill : No, there is nothing here.

Sardarji : you know, it shows that even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS!!

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Sardar ' s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di...??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

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Nurse - "Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye.."
Sardarji - " Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!"

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Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

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Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl ,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"

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A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein

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Keep Smiling

Read this.. & keep smiling… J




Duniya Gol Hai:-----
Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,
Billi Kutte se Darti Hai,
Kutta Aadmi se Darta Hai,
Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta Hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.!!!
Duniya Gol Hai...

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Ek Sharabi marne laga, tab Bhagwan Prakat hoke bole,
'KOI ANTIM ICCHA???'

Sharabi-
Agle Janam Me Ek LIVER Extra Laga Dena....!

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Ek Macchar, Ek Takle (Ganje) Ke Sar Par Ja Baitha...
Dusra Macchar Bola:- Waha Kya Ghar Dhundh Raha Hai???
Pehla Macchar Bola:- Ghar Kaha Re, Abhi To Sirf PLOT Kharida Hai...

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Boy to Girl:
Hey If I Climb This Coconut Tree, I can See Engg College Girls.

Girl:
Leave Both The Hands from there, U Will See Medical College Girls.. .

Let's play with Science

Whats the opposite of pilet ???
yea eya... the one whu flies the aeroplanes// ???


















ans : sigma let !!!!
ha ha hahahahahahaha


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I am sure samaj me nahi aaya ...
arre !!!
pi bond,,,,, sigma bond....

got it ??

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ONE MORE !!!!!

10 people climbed on 10 mango trees...
then tell me how many mangoes they have...
value???


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ans " 1...... because... 10 mango tree means 10 base(root) and 10 log (people)
So, 10 log with base 10 = 1...

ha hahahhahahahahaahhaahhaha ha

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ok now...
why dont mathematics students have problem of water...
ie the water which is used for bathing , washing etc...
the mathematics students have plenty of it..
why ?


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ans : becoz they study NULL matrix
ha ha ha
in hindi... null means tap !!!!

Shant Zarookha... (full song in text)

શાંત ઝરુખે વાટ નીરખતી
રુપની રાણી જોઈ હતી,
મે એક સેહજાદી જોઈ હતી.

એના હાથ ની મેંહ્દી હસતી તી,
એના આંખ નુ કાજળ હસતુ તુ,
એક નાનુ સરખુ ઉપવન જાણે,
મોસમ જોઈ નીખરતુ તુ.

એના સ્મીત મા સો સો ગીત હતા,
એની ચૂપ્કી થી સંગીત હતુ,
એને પડછાયા ની લગન હતી,
એને પગરવ સાથે પ્રીત હતી.

એ મોજા જેવુ ઉછડતી તી,
ને પવન ની જેમ લેહરાતી'તી,
કોઈ હસી ને સામે આવે તો,
બહુ પ્યાર ભર્યુ શરમાતી'તી.

એને યૌવનની આશી'સ હતી,
એની સ્ર્વ બલાઓ દુર હતી,
એના પ્રેમ મા ભાગીદાર થવા,
ખુદ કુદરત પણ આતૂર હતી.

વર્સો બાદ ફરી થી આજે એજ ઝ્રુખો જોયો છે,
જ્યાં ગીત નથી,સંગીત નથી,
જ્યાં પગર્વ સાથે પરીત નથી,
જ્યાં સપનાઓ ના મહેલ નથી ને,
ઉર્મીઓ ના ખેલ નથી.

બહુ સૂનુ સૂનુ લાગે છે,
બહુ વસમુ વસમુ લાગે છે.

એ ન્હોતી મારી પ્રેમીકા,
એ ન્હોતી મારી દુલ્હન,
મે'તો એને માત્ર ઝરુખે
વાટ નીરખતી જોઇ હતી,
કોણ હતી એ નામ હતું શું,
એ પણ હુ ક્યાં જાણું છુ..............

તેમ છતાંયે દીલ ને આજે,
વસમુ વસમુ લાગે છે,
બહુ સુનૂ સુનૂ લાગે છે.....................

5 Hathodass!!

Q.) Why don't most people wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright..??

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Ans.) Because they have realised.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. naa mumkin hain.."

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Q) What do the white spaces in the above image signify?

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Square Roots !!!

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Q: How many kids shall vikram_k51@infosys.com have?
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Why?
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Vikram ke 51

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Q) What did the Kangaroo say when her baby went missing from her pouch?
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A) Aiyla!!! Kisi ne mera pocket maar liya!!!!
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Q) Teacher: Name 5 ferocious animals.

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A) Student: 2 lions and 3 tigers

hathodass!!

Iron man is male/female

Once all chemistry professors went to see the movie "Iron Man" expecting the iron man to be a lady. Why?
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Iron = Fe
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Man = Male

So Iron Man becomes Fe-Male or female

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what is pizza???

this is very tough question..


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Is it a tough one,.... not really

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It is a volume of cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units
How???

Coz volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
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Pressure & Drink

Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?
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A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure

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Kodak Camera

Q: What happens when your female sibling swallows a roll of Kodak?
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A: Photos-in-the-sis : PHOTOSYNTHESIS

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mp3 player ...

Q. What do you call a Member of Parliament who is an ex-cricketer and used to bat third down for India ??
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A. An MP 3 Player

Q. What is the Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?



A. Chini Kam

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Q. wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh hindu naukar if he wants him to open the door!!!





A."There Was A Cold Day " (say it fast)

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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

*Dad:* People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

*Mom*: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

*Son*: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

*Maid*: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephone