Keep Smiling

Read this.. & keep smiling… J




Duniya Gol Hai:-----
Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,
Billi Kutte se Darti Hai,
Kutta Aadmi se Darta Hai,
Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta Hai,
Biwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.!!!
Duniya Gol Hai...

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Ek Sharabi marne laga, tab Bhagwan Prakat hoke bole,
'KOI ANTIM ICCHA???'

Sharabi-
Agle Janam Me Ek LIVER Extra Laga Dena....!

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Ek Macchar, Ek Takle (Ganje) Ke Sar Par Ja Baitha...
Dusra Macchar Bola:- Waha Kya Ghar Dhundh Raha Hai???
Pehla Macchar Bola:- Ghar Kaha Re, Abhi To Sirf PLOT Kharida Hai...

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Boy to Girl:
Hey If I Climb This Coconut Tree, I can See Engg College Girls.

Girl:
Leave Both The Hands from there, U Will See Medical College Girls.. .

Let's play with Science

Whats the opposite of pilet ???
yea eya... the one whu flies the aeroplanes// ???


















ans : sigma let !!!!
ha ha hahahahahahaha


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I am sure samaj me nahi aaya ...
arre !!!
pi bond,,,,, sigma bond....

got it ??

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ONE MORE !!!!!

10 people climbed on 10 mango trees...
then tell me how many mangoes they have...
value???


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ans " 1...... because... 10 mango tree means 10 base(root) and 10 log (people)
So, 10 log with base 10 = 1...

ha hahahhahahahahaahhaahhaha ha

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ok now...
why dont mathematics students have problem of water...
ie the water which is used for bathing , washing etc...
the mathematics students have plenty of it..
why ?


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ans : becoz they study NULL matrix
ha ha ha
in hindi... null means tap !!!!

Shant Zarookha... (full song in text)

શાંત ઝરુખે વાટ નીરખતી
રુપની રાણી જોઈ હતી,
મે એક સેહજાદી જોઈ હતી.

એના હાથ ની મેંહ્દી હસતી તી,
એના આંખ નુ કાજળ હસતુ તુ,
એક નાનુ સરખુ ઉપવન જાણે,
મોસમ જોઈ નીખરતુ તુ.

એના સ્મીત મા સો સો ગીત હતા,
એની ચૂપ્કી થી સંગીત હતુ,
એને પડછાયા ની લગન હતી,
એને પગરવ સાથે પ્રીત હતી.

એ મોજા જેવુ ઉછડતી તી,
ને પવન ની જેમ લેહરાતી'તી,
કોઈ હસી ને સામે આવે તો,
બહુ પ્યાર ભર્યુ શરમાતી'તી.

એને યૌવનની આશી'સ હતી,
એની સ્ર્વ બલાઓ દુર હતી,
એના પ્રેમ મા ભાગીદાર થવા,
ખુદ કુદરત પણ આતૂર હતી.

વર્સો બાદ ફરી થી આજે એજ ઝ્રુખો જોયો છે,
જ્યાં ગીત નથી,સંગીત નથી,
જ્યાં પગર્વ સાથે પરીત નથી,
જ્યાં સપનાઓ ના મહેલ નથી ને,
ઉર્મીઓ ના ખેલ નથી.

બહુ સૂનુ સૂનુ લાગે છે,
બહુ વસમુ વસમુ લાગે છે.

એ ન્હોતી મારી પ્રેમીકા,
એ ન્હોતી મારી દુલ્હન,
મે'તો એને માત્ર ઝરુખે
વાટ નીરખતી જોઇ હતી,
કોણ હતી એ નામ હતું શું,
એ પણ હુ ક્યાં જાણું છુ..............

તેમ છતાંયે દીલ ને આજે,
વસમુ વસમુ લાગે છે,
બહુ સુનૂ સુનૂ લાગે છે.....................

5 Hathodass!!

Q.) Why don't most people wake up early.. i.e. when the day dawns.. or sun rises.. but
instead get up when the sun is already shining bright..??

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Ans.) Because they have realised.. "dawn ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin.. naa mumkin hain.."

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Q) What do the white spaces in the above image signify?

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Square Roots !!!

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Q: How many kids shall vikram_k51@infosys.com have?
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A: 51

Why?
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Vikram ke 51

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Q) What did the Kangaroo say when her baby went missing from her pouch?
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A) Aiyla!!! Kisi ne mera pocket maar liya!!!!
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Q) Teacher: Name 5 ferocious animals.

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A) Student: 2 lions and 3 tigers

hathodass!!

Iron man is male/female

Once all chemistry professors went to see the movie "Iron Man" expecting the iron man to be a lady. Why?
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Iron = Fe
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Man = Male

So Iron Man becomes Fe-Male or female

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what is pizza???

this is very tough question..


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Is it a tough one,.... not really

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Ans :
It is a volume of cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units
How???

Coz volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
=Pizza
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Pressure & Drink

Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?
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A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure

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Kodak Camera

Q: What happens when your female sibling swallows a roll of Kodak?
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A: Photos-in-the-sis : PHOTOSYNTHESIS

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mp3 player ...

Q. What do you call a Member of Parliament who is an ex-cricketer and used to bat third down for India ??
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A. An MP 3 Player

Q. What is the Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?



A. Chini Kam

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Q. wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh hindu naukar if he wants him to open the door!!!





A."There Was A Cold Day " (say it fast)

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The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting.

*Dad:* People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone.
I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.

*Mom*: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone

*Son*: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile

*Maid*: So what is the problem? We all use our work telephone

Nice Quotes

• In a day, when you don't come across any problems, you can be sure that you are traveling on a wrog path.

- Swami Vivekananda

• Three Sentence for getting success:
• 1. Know more than other
• 2. Work more than other
• 3. Expect less than other

- William Shakesphere

• If you win you need not explain, .. But if you loose you should not be there to explain...

- Adolf Hitler

• Don't compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting your self.

- Alen Strike

• If you can not love the person whom we see, how can we love God whom we can not see?

- Mother Teresa

• Winning doesn't mean always first, Winning means you are doing better than you have done before

- Bonnie Blair

• I will not say I failed 1000 times, I will say that I have discovered 1000 ways that can cause failure.

- Thomas Edison

• Everyone think on changing the world, no one thinks to change himself

- Leo Tolstoy

• Believing everybody is dangerous. Believing no body is very dangerous

- A. Lincoln

• If someone feels that they had never made a mistake in their life, then it means that they have never tried new things in their life

- Einstein

• Never break four things in your life : Trust, Promise, Relation and Heart, because when they break they don't make noise but pains a lot.

- Charles

• If you start judging people, you will be having no time to love them

- mother Teresa