cheel ki kahani ...

CheeL ko EngLish mEin kya kEhte hAin????








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Aur aGaR CheeL bImaR hO jaye to?????????????






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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ILLEGAL

Sardar at the best... again

Sardar Again....

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor
asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket
and said April fool. I have pass.

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale
master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai .

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents


Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.


Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi
To tumhare liye.

King and Princess

Once upon a time there lived a king.
The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess!

But there was a problem
Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal,
wood, plastic- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men
were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired.
What could he do to help his daughter. He consulted his wizards and
magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one
thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured."
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The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a
competition. Any man that could bring his daughter
an object that would not melt would marry her and
inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took
up the challenge. The first prince brought a very
hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess
touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly.
















The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that
diamond is the hardest substance in the world and surely,
it would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it,
it melted. He too was sent away disappointed.
















The third prince approached. He told the princess,
"Put your hand in the bag and feel what is in
there." The princess did as she was told, though she
turned red. She felt something hard. She held it in
her hand. And it did not melt!!!
















The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
And the third prince married the princess and they both lived

happily ever after.


But The Question Is :
What was the object the prince had in the bag?


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They were Britannia Little Hearts of course!
They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

morph concept

nowadays, mobiles are becoming in boom. All day to day devices are getting embedded inside mobile and that too considerable price. I came across a china based company phone which has Analog TV, Dual Sim card and FM with variable antenna. The Sound Quality is also fair. And all these are almost at about Rs 5500.

Nevertheless, I am very much in favor of using the standard company devices and looking forward for that only. I visit Nokia website and found about the morph concept. This is in R&D and it seems that it would take 2-3 years to be fully functional.

With this technology, it will be possible to change the shape of the mobile. That means we can wear it like a watch and we can use it as a regular mobile too. In addition, we can also capture photo of the background and make a desktop of the mobile!! We can communicate with wearing as a watch and use it as a clock, necklace etc..

Its going to be extreme example of the nano-technology and I wish the best for it success!!

Search for Nokia 888 for more details...

tare zameen par

This is one of my favorite movie in which I feel movie ticket is worth (after llllong time !!).

Taare Zameen Par tells the story of eight year old Ishaan (darsheel) who suffers greatly until a teacher (amir khan) identifies him as dyslexic. Nicely directed and the a great message to the society.

It is not important that what people do and what people understands for you. Its highly valuable to know what we know, what we can and what we want society to understand for ourself. It is not at all required that people understand the matter only at one way, but it is very useful to make people understand in which they feel comfortable. Nicely directed and perfect movie. Its very difficult to find a mistake in the movie.. I feel very emotional songs in it and liked the movie very much...

bheja fry

This is the movie of my interest in which it is very easily and effectively shown that how one person can irritate other people. Bharat Bhushan is the center character of the movie. He is a tax officer who thinks he is the best in everything, but very humble in nature. Ranjeet wants to take Bharat Bhushan to the special Friday night party but Ranjeet's wife Anjali leaves him at the same night. The rest of the movie is what all things he do to get his wife back, and how Bharat Bhushan helps him, even after knowing the bad intentions of Ranjeet.

I saw this movie at home on VCD and after watching all, I came to know that whole movie is completed withing 60 Lakhs including marketing and advertisements. Looking at the success of such a low budget movie, the sequel of the same is going to come very soon with "Bharat Bhushan Ki Kahani".. I hope that would be more interesting than Bheja Fry...

I know its late to write for this movie now but I can't ignore this movie in my blog ....

sarkar raj

Inspired by "Sarkar", I rushed to see the movie with my friends. Of course, it is a story based on politics. One of the very positive character is Abhishek Bachchan. In the movie, he always tries to think on development of the Mumbai, India. The extremity comes when he lost his wife for that too. Amitabh's role in the movie is of very mature politician and very often it looked that he directs people ideally but which was not feasible all the time.

End of the movie is very dramatic and it completes within 10-15 min. Very fascinating thing about the movie is direction and expression of the characters. None of the character is talkative but background music makes all alive. Music is almost same as "Sarkar"...

I rate the movie above average as I like politic based stories.

Jay Hind !!